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SUMMER 2019 HOT MESS ADVISORY:

Hi, I’m Jennifer. My site is under redesign but I’m glad you’re here.

As far as work, I do a few things, some of which can be found here.

To learn more about me (& me, her too…), poor soul, I hope you seek help, at any rate…

Or maybe you’re here looking for quotes?

TOP QUOTES:

THE STATUS QUOTH - “In one kiss, you’ll know all I haven’t said.” #PabloNeruda (July 12, 1904 – September 23, 1973)

THE STATUS QUOTH - "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers #Quotes
THE STATUS QUOTH - “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” Woody Allen
THE STATUS QUOTH - “Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.” Oscar Wilde #Quotes
THE STATUS QUOTH - “When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” Oscar Wilde
THE STATUS QUOTH - “You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey #Quotes

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MORE TOP QUOTES:

THE STATUS QUOTH - "Kiss me with your eyes." Andy Warhol #Quotes

THE STATUS QUOTH - "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
THE STATUS QUOTH - “Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.” Woody Allen

WHO IS JENMEDIA?

In 50 words or less: Multi disciplinary artist, designer, & writer – also having added concentration in computer science, marketing, & visual brand language (glorified A.D.D.). A lone, hopeless workaholic, single catmother of one …fond of: animals, art, books, boxing, comedy, chocolate, more chocolate, loud music, real people, & being horizontal doing absolutely nothing…

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