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Posted on Jan·7·2018Jul·7·2019 by JENMEDIA

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” Woody Allen

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  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “In one kiss, you’ll know all I haven’t said.” #PabloNeruda (July 12, 1904 – September 23, 1973)
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” Woody Allen
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.” Oscar Wilde #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” Oscar Wilde
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey #Quotes

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MORE TOP QUOTES:

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "Kiss me with your eyes." Andy Warhol #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.” Woody Allen

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