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Posted on Jan·7·2018Jul·7·2019 by JENMEDIA

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TOP QUOTES:

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.” #MarkTwain
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.” #AndyBorowitz
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "Kiss me with your eyes." Andy Warhol #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.” Oscar Wilde

MORE TOP QUOTES:

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.” Bill Maher #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” Woody Allen

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey #Quotes

WHO IS JENMEDIA?

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Multi disciplinary artist, designer, & writer – also having added concentration in computer science, marketing, & visual brand language (glorified A.D.D.). A lone, hopeless workaholic, single catmother of one …fond of: animals, art, books, boxing, comedy, chocolate, more chocolate, loud music, real people, & being horizontal doing absolutely nothing…

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Unisex street — lux on the beat — #PsychoticLegend so boldly demonstrates… A quick look at the brand’s presence from St. Pete #FashionWeek (9th Annual St. Pete Art and Fashion Show presented by #TitanMedicalCenter)
A whole lotta leg and then some strutting along the catwalk this past Saturday night… Behold, a teeny weeny bikini peepshow for you courtesy of #BreezeBikinis … raw’rrrr… (9th Annual St. Pete Art and Fashion Show presented by #TitanMedicalCenter) #FashionWeek #StPeteFL #Runway #JamesMuseumOfWesternAndWildlifeArt #BreezeBrazilianBikinis
#LeavingTheCave … Another glimpse of #FashionWeek by way of #RoehmCouture at the 9th Annual St. Pete Art and #FashionShow … (Presented by #TitanMedicalCenter) …#FashionWeek #StPeteFL #Runway #JamesMuseumOfWesternAndWildlifeArt
#LeavingTheCave … 9th Annual St. Pete Art and #FashionShow presented by #TitanMedicalCenter … Behold, a video/clip of the super power sponsor flexing style on the catwalk… @titanmedical #FashionWeek #StPetersburgFlorida
#LeavingTheCave #FashionWeek
Sigh...just another shabby Tuesday jaunt —out and abouuuut doing humdrum errands... #LeavingTheCave #Sunglasses #Retro #Vintage #Eyewear
Every day is #record store day here. Latest acquisitions... #DavidBowie #AladdinSane #Prince #ArtOfficialAge #Album #Vinyl #RSD
Ahoy, instaham mates! #LeftTheCave yet again, a trip to the painful #gym. I know all ye quivering with fear by the sight of me grandiose muscles! Arrrrrg! (Let me pretend, let me pretendddd... #pirate talk — it helps me...)
Got reeeally high last weekend... #LeavingTheCave
Out and abouuuut with the Murphy @mmg_art … #LeavingTheCave
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