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Posted on August 19, 2019November 14, 2019 by JENMEDIA

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• Mixed Discipline Creative with added concentration in computer science, social/web marketing

• Visual Artist

• Graphic Designer

• Copywriter

• Social Media Content Creation/Voice & Brand Ambassador

• Specialty: Visual Brand Language, Advertising, Editorial Design for Arts & Ent, Lifestyle, Luxury markets… talk is cheap,  seeing is believing.

• Brand Ambassador for Western Son Distillery, small batch, American craft, 10-time distilled vodka… Other brand rep, spokesmodel inquiries: Carla Rissell, carla.facetime@gmail.com

HOT MESS ADVISORY:

Hi. My site is under redesign but I’m glad you’re here. Kindly pardon the disarray.

As far as work, I do a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ many things, some of which are over here.

To learn more about me (and me, her too, minus them others), poor soul, I hope you seek help, at any rate…

"THE STATUS QUOTH" is my blog disheveled, chock full of daily quotes. Followers get these quotes straight to their inbox. No junk, no tricks, I keep it real, here, people...

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TOP QUOTES:

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.” Ricky Gervais
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Same sex marriage isn’t gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t.” Ricky Gervais
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I´m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me and escape…” Rupert Holmes

  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "Kiss me with your eyes." Andy Warhol
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • THE STATUS QUOTH -  “Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you’re ugly.” Betty White

WHO IS JENMEDIA? IN 50 WORDS OR LESS:

Multidisciplinary artist, designer, writer – with added concentration in computer science and marketing (glorified A.D.D.).  Lone, hopeless workaholic, single catmother of one also quite fond of… art, animals, books, boats, boxing, comedy, champagne, chocolate, more chocolate, loud music, real people, and being horizontal doing absolutely nothing.

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Some of the content  (“stuff”) you see on this site is copyright protected. I’m not affiliated with any other “JENMEDIA” or similar named.  All Rights Reserved. Blah Blah Blah. Jennifer Campbell, JENMEDIA, JENMEDIA.NET, JEN.MEDIA

 

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