THE STATUS QUOTH #NationalCatDay

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Behold, this medley of quotes for all you cat folks — as requested by the feline in your life who, despite being celebrated today, will continue to ignore you…

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”  Terry Pratchett

“My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.” Oliver Herford

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” Eloisa James

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” Robert A Heinlein

”I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” Bill Dana

“Cats invented self-esteem.” Erma Bombeck

“My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.” Ashleigh Brilliant

“To err is human, to purr is feline.” Robert Byrne

“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” Mark Twain

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” Albert Schweitzer

(And to conclude, in honor of Halloween and common superstition, FYI:)

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” Groucho Marx