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LONE, HOPELESS WORKAHOLIC, & SINGLE CATMOTHER… 

No candle lit dinners. No long walks on beach. When not working I’m working. In my spare time you’ll find me working. No beau. Still a fan of sappy love ballads (let me pretenddd).

MEEK LAMB. AVOIDS CONFRONTATION. KILLS MACHINES.

Patient and understanding. Often accused of being “too nice.”  Tolerant  of humans to say the least. Gadgetry, not so much.  Having worked with computers since age 8, it boils down to a simple mentality or equation: 

Perform task=live. Malfunction=device dies. 


BEAST OF BABY. FOODSTAMPS CRAYOLA. THE EARLY YEARS.

Born in Tampa circa ’73 — a chance by-product of fleeting teen hippe love — I was a surprise to say the least.  And an angry little beast at that… which clear in all (but one) of my baby pics.  But no complaints, I’m here.

Wild and free at 17, these two weren’t ready for me. It all worked out despite dirt poor beginnings in Suitcase City

A lanky, mute-shy tomboy, I was a child artist, winning the first competition at age 6. Two years later we moved to Fort Lonesome. Ironically, in sleepy sticks where farms and bovine held more weight than cable TV. Ironically it was here when a relative gave me one of these. Young at the brink of tech, I bonded with the boxy little machine, still pursuing art all the same. After all, art was fun. So was MS-DOS and writing to floppy. 

PAST LIVES, SURVIVING CONVOY, YOUNG MISERY, ET AL, ET AL… (GLORIFIED A.D.D.)

Versatile careers over the years range from Transportation Logistics to caregiver to real estate to culinary/pastry, et al, et al… (note: please do not come to me for your wedding cake, it’s not happenin’… #ThePersianCatIncident)

Former model, but not a “super” one. Not even close. My catwalk was brief; cancelled a contract decades ago and never looked back. I say catwalk — it was more like a stumble. Tall but clumsy, can’t fake a smile to save my life.

ROOTS/STOCK/BLOOD

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Pointy clog wearin’ yodeler… (Weits/Dutch/North Sea)
Settecasi (Giuseppe, great uncle) di Agrigento

ME/HER/US. MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES… 
Versatility, nonstop curiosity, and offbeat grace — fueled by an overactive imagination.  Allergic to shopping malls, pastels, and pretentiousness, no high mucka-mucks.