“I drink therefore I am.” #WCFields
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“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” Steven Wright
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“Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.” H. L. Mencken
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“Two is company; three is fifty bucks.” Joan Rivers
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“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” Jack Benny
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“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” Steven Wright
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“No wasps near your honey, but bees in your hive.” Irish Toast Saying #Cheers #TGIF
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“Do unto others, then run.” #BennyHill
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“There is more done with pens than with swords.” #HarrietBeecherStowe (June 14, 1811 – July 1, 1896)
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“I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of #vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.” (Happy Birthday) #BoyGeorge
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“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.” #JeromeKJerome (May 2, 1859 – June 14, 1927)
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“Believe that a further shore is reachable from here.” #SeamusHeaney
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“To accomplish much you must first lose everything.” Che Guevara (June 14, 1928 – October 9, 1967)
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“It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.” #ErrolFlynn
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“And a softness came from the starlight and filled me full to the bone.” #WilliamButlerYeats (June 13, 1865 – January 28, 1939)
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“I have never met a vampire personally, but I don’t know what might happen tomorrow.” Bela Lugosi
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“I believe in the sun, even when it rains.” #AnneFrank (June 12, 1929 – February or March, 1945)
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“A kind word never broke anyone’s mouth.” Irish Proverb
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“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” #GeneWilder (June 11, 1933 – August 29, 2016) #WillyWonka #WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory
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“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” #GeneWilder (June 11, 1933 – August 29, 2016) #WillyWonka #WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” #PJO’Rourke
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