Author: JENMEDIA

“You’ll wake up on Easter morning, And you’ll know that he was there, When you find those choc’late bunnies, That he’s hiding everywhere.” Gene Autry

“Hate the sin, love the sinner.” Mahatma Gandhi

“A successful life is expensive; it will cost you something to become a champion.” Mike Murdock

“Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?” Bill Maher

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Ground Control to Major Tom… Ground Control to Major Tom… Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…” David Bowie #SpaceOddity

“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.” Salvador Dali

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.” Marilyn Manson

“Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There’s nothing there.” William Shatner

“We learn from history that we do not learn from history.” Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” Clint Eastwood

“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” Roald Dahl

“I’m trying to arrange my life so I don’t have to be present.” Woody Allen

“The good old days are now.” Tom Clancy

“You wait a lifetime to meet someone who understands you, accepts you as you are. At the end, you find that someone, all along, has been you.” Richard Bach

“Love is a two way dream.” Bjork

“I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.” James Thurber

“Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.” #BobDylan #Quotes #TheStatus#Quoth

“May you have the income of a #Republican and the sex life of a #Democrat!” #JohnnyCarson #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth

“Some men rob you with a six-gun — others rob you with a fountain pen.” Woody Guthrie

“The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.” F. Scott Fitzgerald