Author: JENMEDIA

“When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger..” Confucius

T”rust everybody, but cut the cards.” Finley Peter Dunne

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.” Robert Orben

“If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.” Emile Zola (April 2, 1840 – September 29, 1902)

“The only thing that I know, is that I know nothing.” Rene Descartes

“I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.” Friedrich Nietzsche

“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” Mark Twain

“I will destroy my enemies by converting them to friends.” Maimonides

“The best time to make friends is before you need them.” Ethel Barrymore

“Be thine own palace, or the world’s thy jail.” John Donne

“I’ve got the blues in my heart, and the devil my those fingers….” (Happy birthday) Angus Young

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” Groucho Marx

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” Lord Byron

“If only the whole world could feel the power of harmony.” Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

“Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.” Confucius

“I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.” Isaac Newton

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.” #GordieHowe (March 31, 1928 – June 10, 2016)

“The day will happen whether or not you get up.” John Ciardi

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.” W. C. Fields

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” Edgar Allan Poe

“There is no better high than discovery.” E. O. Wilson