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“Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero

“If the environment were a bank, it would have been saved by now.” Bernie Sanders

“I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.” Louis C. K.

“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost 3 days already.” Tommy Cooper

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.” Jim Butcher

“English is my second language. Laughter is my first.” Paul Krassner

“I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.” #FrankZappa #BlackHistoryMonth

“If something goes wrong, don’t whine about it. Have a spine about it. Adjust, adapt, and move forward.” Ralph Marston

“Knowledge will give you power, but character respect.” Bruce Lee

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.” Karl Lagerfeld (September 10, 1933 – February 19, 2019)

“The time is always right to do what is right.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
#BlackHistoryMonth

“Have more than you show, speak less than you know.” William Shakespeare

“A little less conversation, a little more action, please — All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me — A little more bite and a little less bark — A little less fight and a little more spark — Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me…” Elvis Presley

“Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.” Tommy Cooper

“If you can see the handwriting on the wall… you’re on the toilet.” Redd Foxx

“The strongest leaders do not command, they empower.” Ralph Marston

“There are plenty of difficult obstacles in your path. Don’t allow yourself to become one of them.” Ralph Marston

“Life is the dancer and you are the dance.” Eckhart Tolle