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“Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I’m holding him for the police.” Moms Mabley

“I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.” Tommy Cooper #LoveAndMarriage

“Have a vision. Be demanding.” Colin Powell #BlackHistoryMonth

“The only way to support a revolution is to make your own.” Abbie Hoffman

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Benjamin Franklin

“If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.” Jim Rohn

“Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. (Happy Birthday) Michael Jordan

“The loudest noise in the world is silence.” Thelonious Monk

“Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy.” Thelonious Monk

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints — the sinners are much more fun — you know that only the good die young…” Billy Joel

“I think it’s about time we gave up religion and got back to God.” Lenny Bruce

“I do to others what they do to me, only worse.” Jimmy Hoffa (February 14, 1913 July 30, 1975)

“It is not an act of kindness to treat animals respectfully. It is an act of justice.” Tom Regan (November 28, 1938 – February 17, 2017)

“You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.” Timothy Leary

“When reality is a prison, your mind can set you free.” Zack Snyder

“Here is a new spiritual practice for you: don’t take your thoughts too seriously.” (Happy Birthday) #EckhartTolle #ThePowerOfNow

“Life is like a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.” (Happy Birthday) Roger von Oech

“I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life.” Paul Krassner