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“Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.” Sid Caesar

“The less I behave like Whistler’s mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.” Tallulah Bankhead

“Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.” Sid Caesar

“You shall know the truth, and it will make you odd.” Flannery O’Connor

“If there were no thunder, men would have little fear of lightning.” Jules Verne

“Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.” Wayne Dyer

“From nothing to everything is a long way, from everything to nothing is one stop.” Wladimir Klitschko

“You’re only as good as your last pass.” Brett Favre

“No man is good enough to be another’s master.” William Morris

“Life is made up of marble and mud.” Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Finding opportunity is a matter of believing it’s there.” Barbara Corcoran

“It is with words as with sunbeams – the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.” Robert Southey (August 12, 1774 –  March 21, 1843)

“To live is to war with trolls.” Henrik Ibsen

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” Jim Valvano

“A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.” Conan O’Brien

“Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.” Euripides

“It is only through shadows that one comes to know the light.” St. Catherine of Siena

“There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.” Chuck Norris

“They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick’s Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.” Conan O’Brien

“Compassion is a muscle that gets stronger with use.” Mahatma Gandhi

“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow