QUOTES

“The best things in life aren’t things.” Art Buchwald

“Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.” Andy Warhol

“You live your life as if it’s real…a thousand kisses deep.” Leonard Cohen

“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” George Orwell (June 25, 1903 – January 21, 1950)

“Most Young Kings Get Their Heads Cut Off” Jean-Michel Basquiat

“An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.” Art Buchwald

“Your decisions reveal your priorities.” Jeff Van Gundy

“The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.” Edgar Allan Poe (January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849)

“If you think you have it tough, read history books.” (Happy Birthday) Bill Maher

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Martin Luther King, Jr. #MLKDay

“It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.” (Happy Birthday) Dolly Parton

“I have no idea where I’m going but here’s the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?” Art Buchwald

“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.” Herb Caen

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” W. C. Fields

“I’ll tell you what’s better than watching the sunrise — sleeping through it.” Daniel Tosh

“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.” Art Buchwald (October 20, 1925 – January 17, 2007

“Don’t count the days, make the days count.” Muhammad Ali (January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016)

“Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.” Daniel Tosh

“Find what you love and let it kill you.” Charles Bukowski

“Sanity is a cozy lie.” Susan Sontag

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” Dave Barry