QUOTES

“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.” Anne Taintor

“In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.” John Elway #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth #Daily #Quote #Blog

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.” Steven Wright

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” Leonardo da Vinci

“The folks who know the truth aren’t talking… The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up.” Tom Waits

“Some people always know the price, but not the value.” Oscar Wilde

“Don’t plan to repent at the 11th hour – you may die at 10:30.” Bo Jackson

“She would have liked to sit upon a rock and listen to words, not of any man, but detached, mysterious, poetic words that she alone would interpret through some sense inherited from sleep.” Patrick White

“When all else fails, philosophize.” J. M. Coetzee

“The best love affairs are those we never had.” Norman Lindsay

“You ride astride the imaginary in order to hunt down the real.” Breyten Breytenbach

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” Mark Twain

“If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it – then I can achieve it.” Muhammad Ali

“Nothing is impossible to a determined woman.” Louisa May Alcott

“I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight, a sly grin, and a bowl full of stars…” (Happy Birthday) Tom Waits

“You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.” (Happy Birthday) Steven Wright

“Remember the steam kettle; though up to its neck in hot water it continues to sing.” Brownie Wise

“There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.” Michel de Montaigne

“Don’t eat the yellow snow.” Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993)

“The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open.” Gunter Grass