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“You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey

Posted on May 18, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey

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“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

Posted on May 15, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

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“I cannot smell mothballs because it’s so difficult to get their little legs apart.” #SteveMartin #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth

Posted on March 14, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I cannot smell mothballs because it’s so difficult to get their little legs apart.” Steve Martin

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on January 10, 2022January 10, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.” Milton Friedman

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on November 24, 2021November 24, 2021 by JENMEDIA

“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” Arnold Schwarzenegger 

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 by JENMEDIA

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” Jon Stewart

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 by JENMEDIA

“That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.” Bill Maher

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Multidisciplinary artist, graphic designer, and writer – with added concentration in computer science and marketing (“glorified A.D.D.”).  Lone, hopeless workaholic, single catmother… fond of  animals, art, books, boxing, chocolate, comedy, more chocolate, loud music, real people, and being horizontal doing absolutely nothing…

A child artist, won my competition at age 6. Less than 3 years later I began a friendship with TRS 80. Of course, art was still fun. So was MS-DOS and writing to floppy.

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  • THE STATUS QUOTH - "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers #Quotes
  • THE STATUS QUOTH - “Same sex marriage isn’t gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t.” Ricky Gervais
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