“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex-life at all.“ Rodney Dangerfield
“You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey
“You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.” Dana Carvey