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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” Oscar Levant

Posted on May 28, 2022May 28, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” Oscar Levant

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“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli

Posted on May 26, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli

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“Never go with a hippie to a second location.” Alec Baldwin #30Rock #Jack

Posted on May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“Never go with a hippie to a second location.” Alec Baldwin

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“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

Posted on May 15, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

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“Love’s a malady without a cure.” John Dryden

Posted on May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 by JENMEDIA
“Love’s a malady without a cure.” John Dryden
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“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.” Steve Martin

Posted on May 9, 2022May 9, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.” Steve Martin

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“There were grammatical errors even in his silence.” Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Posted on May 9, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“There were grammatical errors even in his silence.” Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

Posted on April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen

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“I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen

Posted on April 16, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen

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“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… …the police and your girlfriend.” #JackNicholson #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth #Daily #Quote #Blog

Posted on April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… …the police and your girlfriend.” Jack Nicholson

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“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” #JoanRivers

Posted on April 5, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” Joan Rivers

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“There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.” #FriedrichNietzsche

Posted on April 5, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.” Friedrich Nietzsche

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 by JENMEDIA

“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry

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THE STATUS QUOTH

Posted on November 24, 2021November 24, 2021 by JENMEDIA

“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” Arnold Schwarzenegger 

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