“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” Oscar Levant
“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli
“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli
“Never go with a hippie to a second location.” Alec Baldwin #30Rock #Jack
“Never go with a hippie to a second location.” Alec Baldwin
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“Love’s a malady without a cure.” John Dryden
“Love’s a malady without a cure.” John Dryden
“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.” Steve Martin
“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.” Steve Martin
“There were grammatical errors even in his silence.” Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“There were grammatical errors even in his silence.” Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen
“I am not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… …the police and your girlfriend.” #JackNicholson #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth #Daily #Quote #Blog
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… …the police and your girlfriend.” Jack Nicholson
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” #JoanRivers
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” Joan Rivers
“There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.” #FriedrichNietzsche
“There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.” Friedrich Nietzsche
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“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry
THE STATUS QUOTH
“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” Arnold Schwarzenegger
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