“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” Nora Ephron
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry
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“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry
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