“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex-life at all.“ Rodney Dangerfield
“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli
“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” Lisa Lampanelli
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.” Jerry Hall
“The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.” Jerry Hall
“I’m a born librarian with a sex drive.” David Bowie
“I’m a born librarian with a sex drive.” David Bowie
“There’s no #religion but #sex and #music.” #Sting #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth
“There’s no religion but sex and music.” Sting
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
“I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.” Dave Navarro
“I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.” Dave Navarro
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.” Mae West
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.” Mae West
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” Woody Allen
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” #FrankZappa
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” Frank Zappa
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.“ Truman Capote #TrumanCapote #Masturbation #Sex #SinglePeople #Quotes #TheStatusQuoth
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.“ Truman Capote
“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” #JohnUpdike
“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” John Updike
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